GreenGlamour (Foliage Formula)
GreenGlamour (Foliage Formula)
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Crafted for plant enthusiasts who demand vibrant, resilient leaves, GreenGlamour delivers a science-driven NPK blend (4-1-2) derived from up-cycled coffee grounds, bioactive neem, and mineral-rich green sand. Unlike synthetic fertilizers, our cold-pressed liquid seaweed infuses cytokinins to amplify cell division, while zeolite clay traps ammonia odors for a fresh growing space. Safe for delicate monsteras and hardy palms alike, this monthly formula transforms foliage care into a ritual of thriving greenery.
Why Your Plants Will Thrive
- Leaf Expansion : Coffee grounds’ nitrogen (600g/gal) fuels rapid leafy growth, while humic acid enhances nutrient uptake.
- Pest Armor : Neem’s azadirachtin (150g/gal) disrupts spider mites, thrips, and fungal spores without harsh chemicals.
- Stress Shield : Seaweed-derived betaines protect against dry air and low-light stress.
- Soil Symbiosis : Green sand’s glauconite releases potassium and trace minerals (iron, magnesium) for self-renewing soil health.
- Odor Control : Zeolite’s microporous structure neutralizes organic decomposition smells.
How to Use GreenGlamour for Best Results,Why Your Plants Will Thrive
- Frequency: Apply once every 14 days ( adjust for mature plants showing nutrient-rich foliage).
- Dosage: 1.5 tbsp per 8-inch pot – pre-measured for precision.
- Method: Soil drench; avoid over-saturation to prevent root rot.
- Safety: OMRI-listed ingredients, safe for pets and edible gardens. Not for human/animal consumption.
Standout Advantage
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Foliage-Specific NPK – 4-1-2 ratio outperforms generic 10-10-10 formulas.
Slow-Release Nitrogen – Coffee grounds feed roots for 4+ weeks.
Pest-Free Leaves – Neem’s systemic protection deters invaders silently - Microbe-Driven – Humic acid sustains Mycorrhizae fungi for nutrient-rich soil.
Ideal For
- Urban jungles with monsteras, philodendrons, or pothos.
- Tropical collectors nurturing ferns, palms, or bird-of-paradise.
- Eco-conscious growers repurposing coffee waste.
- Beginners seeking a foolproof foliage enhancer.
"Monthly brilliance, engineered for leaves that command attention."





NGL, I was sus about the “science blend,” but this stuff slaps. My pothos went from basic to boujee—leaves so shiny they’re mirror selfie-ready. The coffee grounds keep it fed, and the neem lowkey ghosted my spider mite problem. Plus, no stanky soil vibes? Big W for my studio apartment jungle.
As a new plant parent, I needed something foolproof, and this delivered. The pre-measured 1.5 tbsp dose is perfect for my 8-inch pots, and the slow-release coffee grounds keep my philodendron happy for weeks. My soil feels alive with the green sand’s minerals, and no more crispy edges on my ferns
GreenGlamour is hands-down the best investment for my plant collection. The cold-pressed seaweed infusion gave my pothos leaves an insane shine, and the neem’s pest armor saved my calathea from spider mites. I love that it’s OMRI-listed—no stress about my cat nibbling the plants. The zeolite clay even keeps my tiny apartment smelling fresh. Obsessed with how lush everything looks now!
GreenGlamour has totally changed my plant care routine. The pre-measured dosing makes it foolproof, and I love that it’s safe for both my edible herbs and my cats. The seaweed and humic acid have made my soil so much healthier, and my ferns and bird-of-paradise are thriving even in low light. I’m all about eco-conscious products, and this one checks every box for me!
Honestly, I was skeptical about all the science-y claims, but this stuff delivers. The 4-1-2 NPK ratio is perfect for my urban jungle, and the slow-release nitrogen keeps my plants fed for weeks. I’ve noticed way fewer pest issues since using it, and the leaves on my philodendron are bigger and glossier than ever. Plus, it’s pet-safe, which is a huge bonus in my house.